How Much CUM Have You Swallowed?

Posted on August 12, 2013 by Carol Cox

“How much CUM have you swallowed” is a question I get almost daily, in e-mail, on Facebook, and on just about every site I am on. In fact, I just got that same question three times already today! I thought I would answer it, yet again, here on my Blog.

For my calculations, I will use the answer I got for “average volume of ejaculate in humans” on Google. The various sites say that the average amount of CUM a guy spurts out is about one teaspoon, so I will use that even though many of the guys I have been with, including my husband, squirt twice that!

I suck and swallow my husband about 5 times a week, and have been doing that since we were dating 32 years ago! So 32 years times 52 weeks a year times 5 times a week at 1 tsp a shot equals 8320 teaspoons, or almost 11 gallons of CUM. I have also sucked and swallowed closet o 2000 men over those same years, many of them multiple times. Up to a couple of years ago when I moved, I averaged 2 guys a week (it used to be even more), but to be conservative and average it out, I’ll say it’s 1.75 loads a week from other men. So 32 years times 52 weeks times 1,75 loads times 1tsp equals 2912 teaspoons or almost 4 gallons of CUM

All together, I have swallowed approximately 11232 loads of CUM at 1 teaspoon each or 14.6 Gallons of CUM!

Before you ask, I also figure that I have had even more CUM ejaculated into my pussy over that time, approximately 18 Gallons, and about 3 Gallons spurted in my ass.

See, I can also do basic math! 😉

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