“How much CUM have you swallowed” is a question I get almost daily, in e-mail, on Facebook, and on just about every site I am on. In fact, I just got that same question three times already today! I thought I would answer it, yet again, here on my Blog.
For my calculations, I will use the answer I got for “average volume of ejaculate in humans” on Google. The various sites say that the average amount of CUM a guy spurts out is about one teaspoon, so I will use that even though many of the guys I have been with, including my husband, squirt twice that!
I suck and swallow my husband about 5 times a week, and have been doing that since we were dating 32 years ago! So 32 years times 52 weeks a year times 5 times a week at 1 tsp a shot equals 8320 teaspoons, or almost 11 gallons of CUM. I have also sucked and swallowed closet o 2000 men over those same years, many of them multiple times. Up to a couple of years ago when I moved, I averaged 2 guys a week (it used to be even more), but to be conservative and average it out, I’ll say it’s 1.75 loads a week from other men. So 32 years times 52 weeks times 1,75 loads times 1tsp equals 2912 teaspoons or almost 4 gallons of CUM
All together, I have swallowed approximately 11232 loads of CUM at 1 teaspoon each or 14.6 Gallons of CUM!
Before you ask, I also figure that I have had even more CUM ejaculated into my pussy over that time, approximately 18 Gallons, and about 3 Gallons spurted in my ass.
See, I can also do basic math! π
@CarolCox id love to give you a few more ounces to swallow
“cum one cum all”
“y’all cum”
“cum into my parlor said the spider to the fly”
“cum as you are.” (michael g.b.)
Thats alot of cum. Really wish i could help add to it. π
Now it just feels like my civic duty to help you reach a goal of 50 gallons :p
You’ve taken a few loads from myself Carol and I know that every ounce you’ve received was given with a smile π
@Anonymous: Then you know first hand that I always have fun and just can’t not smile when the CUM starts spurting! π
I didn’t do the calculations but is that an imperial gallon or US gallon?
I did that in US Gal. for our American friends. But it would be 123 Litres or 27 Imperial Gallons π
And each and every ounce was received and delivered with a smile. I know I was smiling when I gave mine π
That’s some crazy Multi-PIE-cation skill Carol! (See what I did there π
I’d love to be guy the next guy, 2001 – a Sex Oddysey!
Fantastic! My kind of gal!
Nice. My fantasy would be to kiss your cum covered lips and put my tongue in your mouth after some other guy comes on your face. mmmmm….
I live in Eastern Ontario too, close to you…too bad my wife wouldn’t be into that.,,
I am a 32 year old female from Chicago I start sucking dick at the age of 13 from the first time I never went out a cock in my mouth I can be honest with all of you and say that after the first one I always had a cock or two in my mouth every single day
You are my hero. Wish I could say that I’ve swallowed that much but I’m probably still trying to get to a gallon.
I’m 43 and swallow a load daily and over the years from multiple cummers. I suck my current bf off daily,sometimes up to 5 times a day. Swallowed thick loads, thin and watery loads. It all started ,when I was 16. At the age of 18, I secretly blew my neighbour, who was in his 60s, on regular basis and swallowed his big loads almost daily for a year, even though I had a bf, who I also swallowed regularly. Now having steady relationship, I still enjoy sucking of other men, given the chance, and my current bf is ok with it. Monique
That’s great to hear Monique, it’s all about personal enjoyment and fun π
Haha this is great. By coincidence (b/c she is away right now and I miss her) I was doing the math earlier today and figured my wife has swallowed nearly three gallons of my cum in the 17+ years we have been together. Then I found this blog. Looks like we have some catching up to do!
Wow, that is quite an accomplishment. Keep swallowing and offering your holes for the white gold, Carol
Keep in Mind I have been swallowing since I was 17, and I’ll be 53 in the next month!
At approximately 100-300 million sperm per load there’s more math to be done!!
Well, I’m a straight guy and can definitely saw NONE and very proud of that!!!
I would love to have what you have